Sex Positions: When Did Fun Turn Into an Olympic Sport?
Screw the scorpion, because simple sex wins every time.
Let’s be honest: choosing a sex position can feel like planning a vacation.
You start out excited but quickly become paralyzed by choice. You think, “I just want to have sex,” but instead, you’re scrolling through endless lists of positions that promise to be “life-changing” or “mind-blowing.” Meanwhile, you’re stuck on the couch in your underwear, debating whether to try something new or stick to your usual routine.
If you’ve ever found yourself in this situation, don’t worry — you’re not alone. The modern world has turned sex into a complex menu of positions, advice columns, and Pinterest-perfect fantasies, all of which can leave you feeling like you’ve missed the point. The whole thing has become... well, a headache.